The Queendom of Ankkalampi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.794 billion Ankkalampiani enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamokura. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ankkalampiani economy, worth a remarkable 1,380 trillion Gallinuleses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,047 Gallinuleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Ankkalampi. Crime is totally unknown. Ankkalampi's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Feeding The Ducks.

Ankkalampi is ranked 250,448^th in the world and 2^nd in Quacking Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.