The BIG ONI-CHAN IS WACTHING YOU of Anime 1984 is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.904 billion Anime 1984ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Anime 1984ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,533 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, recognizing the Anime 1984ian flag qualifies you for citizenship, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Anime 1984ian citizenship, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anime 1984's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Anime 1984 is ranked 304,355^th in the world and 18^th in The Interdimensional Community for Nicest Citizens, with 0.89 average smiles per day.