The Republic of Anief is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.635 billion Aniefians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 18.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Aniefian economy, worth 50.4 trillion yeses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,818 yeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Anief's national animal is the arf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anief is ranked 18,875^th in the world and 4^th in Pluralpedia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 55.14 on the Kitten Softness Rating.