The Holy sinner of Angels of Slander is a titanic, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.803 billion Angels of Slanderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Angels of Slanderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,007 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angels of Slander's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angels of Slander is ranked 122,047^th in the world and 2,324^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.