The Red Dragon Republic of Andy is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 5.464 billion Andusreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Andyian economy, worth 284 trillion Andusrean Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 52,136 Andusrean Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Andy's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Andy is ranked 258,041^st in the world and 96^th in Estalcia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.