The Kingdom of Andorica is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andrew Tallen with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 19.933 billion Andoricans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloane City. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andorican economy, worth a remarkable 2,628 trillion Andorican Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,846 Andorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andorica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Andorica is ranked 128,016^th in the world and 6,801^st in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,571.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.