The Osiris of Andinonia is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning scarab population. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.605 billion Andinonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Andinonian economy, worth 380 trillion scarabs a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,079 scarabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 141,363 per year while the poor average 14,201, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Andinonia's national animal is the scarab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Andinonia is ranked 252,841^st in the world and 1^st in OMG for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 117.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.