The Socialist Republic of Andesie is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by General Commissionner Ana Sofía Ocampo with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.053 billion andesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carmena. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Andesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,468 trillion Republican Sirunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 265,727 Republican Sirunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany General Commissionner Ana Sofía Ocampo to meetings with foreign heads of state, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Andesie they're lyin'. Crime is totally unknown. Andesie's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Andesie is ranked 329,195^th in the world and 25^th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.