| Population | 6.693 billion |
| Capital | Feltimopoli |
| Leader | Eothas |
| Faith | Orthodoxy |
| Currency | newest ruble |
| Animal | ermine |
The Free Land of Anderpoy is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eothas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.693 billion Anderpoyans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feltimopoli. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Anderpoyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion newest rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 194,154 newest rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every week is blindness awareness week, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, research grant proposals read like political diatribes, and Eothas's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anderpoy's national animal is the ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.
Anderpoy is ranked 2,020th in the world and 3rd in Hollow Point for Lowest Crime Rates, with 141.56 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
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Anderpoy, Eothas's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
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Anderpoy, research grant proposals read like political diatribes.
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Anderpoy, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
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Anderpoy, every week is blindness awareness week.
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Anderpoy, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
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Anderpoy, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
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Anderpoy, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
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Anderpoy, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Eothas.
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Anderpoy, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
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Anderpoy, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.

























































