The Fiefdom of Andaqion is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.668 billion Andaqionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Andaqionian economy, worth 79.1 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,438 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Andaqionian military unleashed its biological weapons, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Andaqion's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andaqion is ranked 314,808^th in the world and 1,129^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.