The Organ Harvesting Operation of Ancient Republics is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Forest Whitaker from 2010's Repo Men with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.786 billion Organ Harvesters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Market on White Avenue. The average income tax rate is 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Organic economy, worth a remarkable 2,860 trillion Spare Organs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 144,557 Spare Organs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bris parties are all the rage, artists are pillars of society, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ancient Republics's national animal is the Runaway Patient, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Organism.

Ancient Republics is ranked 30,667^th in the world and 260^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.07 law-abiding acts per hour.