The Republic of Ancient Omaha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.498 billion Ancient Omahans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ancient Omahan economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,197 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ancient Omahan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, and running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient Omaha's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Melchizedek.

Ancient Omaha is ranked 16,805^th in the world and 8^th in Ancient for Most Corrupt Governments, with 113.26 kickbacks per hour.