Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,593rdMost Pacifist: 9,120thMost Accessible: 11,731st
The Poboacións Abusadas of
Left-wing Utopia
FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Anarquila

Population1.81 billion

Currencylaira
Animalanchoa

The Poboacións Abusadas of Anarquila is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.81 billion anarquiláns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Social Policy, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming anarquián economy, worth 165 trillion lairas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,497 lairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, bungee jumpers rarely go splat, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Anarquila's national animal is the anchoa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anarquila is ranked 136,602nd in the world and 58th in Anarchy for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,123.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,593rdMost Pacifist: 9,120thMost Accessible: 11,731stNicest Citizens: 11,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,905thMost Inclusive: 13,524thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,193rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,537thTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,107thSafest: 21,231stHighest Food Quality: 25,034thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,730thMost Politically Free: 27,239thMost Income Equality: 28,730thMost Cultured: 29,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 29,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,232nd
Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Safest: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anarquila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, bungee jumpers rarely go splat.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu.
  • : Anarquila was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Anarquila, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.

More...

Report