The Lost Anarchic Lands of Anarachism is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 678 million Anarachismians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havalimani. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Anarachismian economy, worth 55.8 trillion Lalas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 82,349 Lalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, the Anarachism Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anarachism's national animal is the Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anarachism is ranked 266,003^rd in the world and 10^th in New Anarchy Lands HAHAHA for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.85 percentage of bribes refused.