The Jingoistic States of Anaesthesia77 is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 176 million Anaesthesia77ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The thriving Anaesthesia77ian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Lignocaines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 75,755 Lignocaines, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, and property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anaesthesia77's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Anaesthesia77 is ranked 158,434^th in the world and 29^th in Timoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.23 law-abiding acts per hour.