The Truth of An Orange Haired Punk is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.777 billion Punks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The all-consuming Punk economy, worth 913 trillion Crashes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,401 Crashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Orange Haired Punk's national animal is the Elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

An Orange Haired Punk is ranked 73,117^th in the world and 7^th in Vultune for Highest Poor Incomes, with 41,182.81 Standard Monetary Units.