The Monty Python Classic of An Argument Clinic is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.936 billion Argument Clinicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Argument Clinician economy, worth a remarkable 2,722 trillion Object Permanences a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,464 Object Permanences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 849,903 per year while the poor average 34,786, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the dictionary is a common first book for children, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, and foreign livestock are offered asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Argument Clinic's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

An Argument Clinic is ranked 328,842^nd in the world and 2,608^th in Eye for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -16.4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.