The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Fauci with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.159 billion Apples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient An Apple economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,535 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Apple A Day's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Science.

An Apple A Day is ranked 33,375^th in the world and 4^th in Russia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.78 law-abiding acts per hour.