The Beautiful Nation of Amor y Paz de Miguel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Love with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 35.709 billion Amor y Paz de Miguelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Paloma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amor y Paz de Miguelian economy, worth an astonishing 12,602 trillion Kisses a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 352,928 Kisses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,951,314 per year while the poor average 32,190, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Amor y Paz de Miguel's national animal is the Dream Mirror, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Amor y Paz de Miguel is ranked 295,115^th in the world and 829^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.84 law-abiding acts per hour.