The Republic of Ammonification is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its smutty television. The hard-working population of 2.654 billion Ammonificationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.7%.

The Ammonificationian economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,625 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, a major religion has been named as Ammonification's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Ammonification in an international press conference, and Ammonification has designated Ammonification City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Ammonification's national animal is the shoop.

Ammonification is ranked 173,401^st in the world and 3^rd in Topaz for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,298.08 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.