The Holy Pink Christmas of AmityBlight is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.752 billion AmityBlightians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant AmityBlightian economy, worth 8.52 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 4,864 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is the self-declared God of all AmityBlight, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, the only legal elections are for student body president, and genetic research has been halted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AmityBlight's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

AmityBlight is ranked 93,571^st in the world and 8^th in Sertia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 74.31 years.