The United States of Americaa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President John Clayton with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.172 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,099 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", the official American Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Americaa's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Americaa is ranked 51,725^th in the world and 2^nd in Yellow Rose Realm for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 47.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.