The United States of America Experiment is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Mario Ass with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 987 million America Experimentians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The frighteningly efficient America Experimentian economy, worth 107 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,607 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,319 per year while the poor average 25,575, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Mario Ass's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and government winter plans get a frosty reception. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Experiment's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

America Experiment is ranked 163,774^th in the world and 9^th in Dude Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 673.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.