The Heretical Fallen Theologian of Ambis is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.287 billion Ambisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ambisian economy, worth 101 trillion Chips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,210 Chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, a major religion has been named as Ambis's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Ambis in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambis's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ambis is ranked 222,882^nd in the world and 18^th in Enomenos for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 765.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.