The United States of Amberlins is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 62 million Amberlinsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Amberlinsian economy, worth 3.62 trillion cheeseitzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 58,325 cheeseitzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Amberlins's national animal is the sharks.

Amberlins is ranked 171,674^th in the world and 8^th in HVMUN for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.3 on the Bus Surprisal Index.