The Empire of Amazonianlin is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Max Renower with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.763 billion Amazonianlinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nudedanien. The average income tax rate is 88.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonianlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion EuroDollers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,121 EuroDollers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Amazonianlinian Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amazonianlin's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nudism.

Amazonianlin is ranked 240,126^th in the world and 1^st in Amazonian for Safest, scoring 36.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.