The Fēdaracija of Alypha is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aleksa Kraiskins with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.847 billion Alyphans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulkānspils. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alyphan economy, worth 372 trillion Pearls a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,768 Pearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that trees grow on Pearls, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alypha's national animal is the Slugcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Radiance.

Alypha is ranked 33,219^th in the world and 6^th in Vultune for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 15,513.23 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.