The Queendom of Altiohno is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Owl population. The hard-working population of 14 billion Altiohnoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Altiohnoan economy, worth 631 trillion mikas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 45,073 mikas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altiohno's national animal is the Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Altiohno is ranked 202,435^th in the world and 2^nd in Protocale for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 299.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.