The Islamic State of Alqae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.737 billion Alqaeans are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 67.3%.

The powerhouse Alqaean economy, worth 146 trillion Rupiahs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,444 Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket dialling is a criminal offence, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, and auctioneers practice saying "lightly used tank" with a straight face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alqae's national animal is the Komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Alqae is ranked 400^th in the world and 1^st in New Anarchy Lands HAHAHA for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 15,028.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.