The Egypto-Latin Empire of Alphalos is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Imperator Pharaonum Ambroshotep with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 9.262 billion Alphalosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamajareum. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alphalosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Aureus Rubinuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 117,356 Aureus Rubinuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, the people's love for Imperator Pharaonum Ambroshotep is little more than self-preservation, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alphalos's national animal is the Nile Sobek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alphalos is ranked 29,159^th in the world and 1,209^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.03 law-abiding acts per hour.