The Republic of Alpha Go is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.714 billion Alpha Goans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Public Transport, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Alpha Goan economy, worth 108 trillion round stoneses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 39,900 round stoneses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,866 per year while the poor average 7,741, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the Alpha Goan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alpha Go's national animal is the go player.

Alpha Go is ranked 52,014^th in the world and 3^rd in Frontier Alpha for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 84.48 on the Bus Surprisal Index.