The Leviathan of Alorgaze is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Earenzel with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.63 billion Gazians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gazian economy, worth a remarkable 5,204 trillion Agands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 381,808 Agands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alorgaze is ranked 174,072^nd in the world and 16^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 154.78 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.