Most Avoided: 300thHighest Disposable Incomes: 306thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 322nd
The Leviathan of
Corrupt Dictatorship
But the people are retarded.
Earenzel
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alorgaze

Population13.823 billion

CapitalAlorgan
LeaderEarenzel
FaithAtheism

CurrencyAgand
AnimalGazian Polar Bear

The Leviathan of Alorgaze is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Earenzel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.823 billion Gazians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gazian economy, worth a remarkable 5,314 trillion Agands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,432 Agands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Earenzel, the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alorgaze is ranked 55,101st in the world and 7th in The Axis of Evil for Most Developed, scoring 76.28 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Avoided: 300thHighest Disposable Incomes: 306thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 322ndMost Secular: 332ndLargest Insurance Industry: 506thHighest Poor Incomes: 640thMost Corrupt Governments: 673rdLargest Retail Industry: 807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,019thFattest Citizens: 1,197thLargest Mining Sector: 1,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,272ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,317thHighest Average Incomes: 1,379thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,578thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,660thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,693rdSmartest Citizens: 2,813thMost Efficient Economies: 2,842ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4,058thRudest Citizens: 4,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,897thMost Armed: 4,997thLargest Black Market: 5,824thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,318thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,819thLargest Governments: 18,987thMost Income Equality: 20,612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,418th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Earenzel.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Earenzel.
  • : Alorgaze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Alorgaze, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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