The Leviathan of Alorgaze is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Earenzel with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.216 billion Gazians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gazian economy, worth a remarkable 4,721 trillion Agands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 357,278 Agands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alorgaze is ranked 675^th in the world and 3^rd in The Axis of Evil for Most Corrupt Governments, with 575.02 kickbacks per hour.