
| Population | 13.823 billion |
| Capital | Alorgan |
| Leader | Earenzel |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Agand |
| Animal | Gazian Polar Bear |
The Leviathan of Alorgaze is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Earenzel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.823 billion Gazians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The minute, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Gazian economy, worth a remarkable 5,314 trillion Agands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,432 Agands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Earenzel, the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Alorgaze is ranked 55,101st in the world and 7th in The Axis of Evil for Most Developed, scoring 76.28 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Alorgaze, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
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Alorgaze, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
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Alorgaze, the clock on unfettered access to social media is ticking.
- : Following new legislation in
Alorgaze, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Earenzel.
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Alorgaze, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
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Alorgaze, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
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Alorgaze, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Earenzel.
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Alorgaze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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Alorgaze, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
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Alorgaze, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.










































