The Empire of Almighty Ohio is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by ea scamville with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.791 billion Almighty Ohioans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of columbus. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Ohioan economy, worth 862 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,878 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Almighty Ohio has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, full-page newspaper ads are taken out linking apples and gravitational acceleration, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban, and the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almighty Ohio's national animal is the demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is scamism.

Almighty Ohio is ranked 205,043^rd in the world and 22^nd in the scammers for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,367.68 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.