The Federation of Alman Republics is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 26 million Alman Republicsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Alman Republicsian economy, worth 180 billion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 6,929 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alman Republics's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alman Republics is ranked 56,023^rd in the world and 296^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 101.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.