Highest Crime Rates: 38thMost Armed: 40thRudest Citizens: 55th
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Bordello
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Alliestrum

Population14.012 billion

Currencydollar
Animalcobra

The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.012 billion Alliestrumians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alliestrumian economy, worth a remarkable 5,636 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 402,243 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Alliestrum, and street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alliestrum's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alliestrum is ranked 6,360th in the world and 318th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 138 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 38thMost Armed: 40thRudest Citizens: 55thHighest Drug Use: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 132ndMost Avoided: 149thLargest Retail Industry: 162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 183rdFattest Citizens: 194thMost Secular: 276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 412thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 621stMost Valuable International Artwork: 867thHighest Disposable Incomes: 900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,161stHighest Average Incomes: 1,180thMost Inclusive: 1,342ndSmartest Citizens: 1,683rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,684thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,718thLargest Black Market: 3,034thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 3,238thHighest Economic Output: 3,483rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,793rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,157thNudest: 6,145thMost Cultured: 6,360thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,436thHighest Food Quality: 7,591stLargest Governments: 8,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,901stMost Accessible: 15,341stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 23,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,714thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,982ndMost Influential: 29,204th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 52nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 114th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 126th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 187th in the regionNudest: 197th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 231st in the regionMost Cultured: 318th in the regionMost Influential: 328th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 395th in the regionLargest Governments: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 513th in the regionTop
10%
Most Accessible: 757th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 787th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,013th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,114th in the regionMost Patriotic: 1,139th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Alliestrum.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Alliestrum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Most Accessible, and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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