The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.012 billion Alliestrumians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Alliestrumian economy, worth a remarkable 5,636 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 402,243 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
New urban roads are threatening city parks, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Alliestrum, and street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alliestrum's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Alliestrum is ranked 6,360th in the world and 318th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 138 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Alliestrum, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Alliestrum.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
- : Following new legislation in
Alliestrum, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
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Alliestrum was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, the Top 5% for Most Accessible, and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
















































