The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.821 billion Alliestrumians, 2 million of whom are zombies, live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alliestrumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,639 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 319,032 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Alliestrumians, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alliestrum's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alliestrum is ranked 205,697^th in the world and 2,936^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 24.82 on the Clooney Contribution Index.