The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.053 billion Alliestrumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alliestrumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,451 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 270,839 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,199,946 per year while the poor average 38,178, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Weather reports simply advise Alliestrumians to 'look outside', Alliestrum's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and fish with fish chips have become the new Alliestrumian food staple. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alliestrum's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alliestrum is ranked 294,248^th in the world and 11,129^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.9 law-abiding acts per hour.