The Oppressed Peoples of Allied Army is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.563 billion Allied Armyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The Allied Armyian economy, worth 200 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,993 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Army's national animal is the Kitsune.

Allied Army is ranked 253,275^th in the world and 1^st in leftist for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.