Population | 8.934 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Republic of Allhallow is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.934 billion Allhallowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Allhallowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion 9003s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,444 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, every week is blindness awareness week, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Allhallow's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Allhallow is ranked 254,792nd in the world and 2nd in accidentally for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Allhallow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
- : Following new legislation in Allhallow, the same 8934 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher.