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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

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Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All The Things She Said's national animal is the things she said, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All The Things She Said is ranked 14,904^th in the world and 15^th in Stereo Hearts for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,246.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.