The Twisted Unfree Eleanor Rigby of All the Lonely Sheeple is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Father McKenzie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.042 billion Sheeple are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of In the Church Where a Wedding Has Been. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Sheepish economy, worth 588 trillion rices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 73,135 rices, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 560,451 per year while the poor average 2,583, a ratio of 216 to 1.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and the only place where one can see the Sheepish cherry tree is in a museum. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. All the Lonely Sheeple's national animal is the darned sock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Words to a Sermon that no one will hear.

All the Lonely Sheeple is ranked 16,628^th in the world and 1^st in LIA claimed lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,452.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.