The Unraveling of All Mummified Things is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cleoptomania with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.326 billion mummies are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Education and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving mummified economy, worth 343 trillion debens a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,575 debens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All Mummified Things's national animal is the mummified cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ma'aternalism.

All Mummified Things is ranked 287,245^th in the world and 10,818^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 4.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.