The State of Aliyev is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 16.286 billion Aliyevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Aliyevian economy, worth 646 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,719 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and Aliyev has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aliyev's national animal is the deer.

Aliyev is ranked 209,556^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Azerbaijan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 285.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.