The Kingdom of Alison is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 20.694 billion Alisonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The Alisonian economy, worth 990 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,846 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Alison's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Jenny. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alison's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alison is ranked 48,562^nd in the world and 3^rd in Jenny for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,661.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.