Population | 40.079 billion |
Capital | Alien Magic City |
Leader | Kang |
Faith | Worship of the Mighty Kidney |
Currency | kidney |
Animal | ox |
The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and notable for its enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.079 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 22,527 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 562,066 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,808,472 per year while the poor average 11,371, a ratio of 422 to 1.
Dream holidays often go awry, Alien Magic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.
Alien Magic is ranked 2,004th in the world and 2nd in Gatesville Inc for Most Stationary, with 4,054.66407168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, Alien Magic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, dream holidays often go awry.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the Great Alien Magician Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, a petition to improve Alien Magician literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
- : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government.