Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62nd
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alien Magic

Population32.204 billion

CapitalAlien Magic City
LeaderKang
FaithWorship of the Mighty Kidney

Currencykidney
Animalox

The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.204 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 17,695 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,467 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,146,690 per year while the poor average 4,941, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 837th in the world and 2nd in Gatesville Inc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11,482.71 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 62ndLargest Insurance Industry: 63rdMost Avoided: 66thFattest Citizens: 69thHighest Disposable Incomes: 80thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 101stLargest Gambling Industry: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 131stLargest Mining Sector: 144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 190thHighest Average Incomes: 195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thLargest Agricultural Sector: 225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 227thMost Devout: 232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 246thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 353rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thMost Armed: 613thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 837thLargest Retail Industry: 853rdRudest Citizens: 863rdLargest Populations: 1,584thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,274thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,385thMost Stationary: 2,605thLowest Crime Rates: 2,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,991stNudest: 3,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,288thLargest Black Market: 6,561stMost Influential: 9,476thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,946thLargest Governments: 10,138thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,070thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,682nd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Alien Magic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.

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