The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.995 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 25,537 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 567,558 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,316,163 per year while the poor average 5,104, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Ants are charged with crimes against humanity, oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, and the School of Hard Knocks is receiving record application numbers.. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 307,408^th in the world and 8^th in Gatesville Inc for Nicest Citizens, with 0.04 average smiles per day.