Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd
The Rogue Nation of
Corporate Police State
We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Alien Magic

Population40.079 billion

CapitalAlien Magic City
LeaderKang
FaithWorship of the Mighty Kidney

Currencykidney
Animalox

The Rogue Nation of Alien Magic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kang with an iron fist, and notable for its enforced nudity, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.079 billion Alien Magicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alien Magic City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Alien Magician economy, worth an astonishing 22,527 trillion kidneys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 562,066 kidneys, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,808,472 per year while the poor average 11,371, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Dream holidays often go awry, Alien Magic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alien Magic's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Mighty Kidney.

Alien Magic is ranked 2,004th in the world and 2nd in Gatesville Inc for Most Stationary, with 4,054.66407168 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 51stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 72ndFattest Citizens: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 84thMost Avoided: 91stHighest Economic Output: 91stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thLargest Gambling Industry: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 146thMost Corrupt Governments: 165thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 166thLargest Mining Sector: 169thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 241stMost Devout: 250thHighest Average Incomes: 272ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 291stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 388thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 879thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,057thLargest Retail Industry: 1,331stRudest Citizens: 1,340thLargest Populations: 1,415thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,580thMost Stationary: 2,004thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,239thLowest Crime Rates: 3,359thNudest: 3,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,986thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,392ndMost Influential: 7,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,915thLargest Governments: 9,208thLargest Black Market: 14,807thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,301stMost Conservative: 19,003rdMost Armed: 19,327thMost Patriotic: 20,704thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,038th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, Alien Magic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, dream holidays often go awry.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, the Great Alien Magician Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, a petition to improve Alien Magician literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in Alien Magic, weird texts received at 2 a.m. are probably from the government.

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