The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here of Alice in Chains is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Layne Staley with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The cynical population of 20.228 billion Alice in Chainsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alice in Chainsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion nulls a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,941 nulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alice in Chains's national animal is the null, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice in Chains is ranked 238,603^rd in the world and 4^th in Europeans union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.