The Bank Robbing of Alias Jones is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alias Jones with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.149 billion Alias Jonesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyoming Territory. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alias Jonesian economy, worth a remarkable 9,795 trillion Invisible Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 278,675 Invisible Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 836,027 per year while the poor average 72,557, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, witches' brews set off Geiger counters, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and one can walk from one side of Wyoming Territory to the other without setting foot on Alias Jonesian soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alias Jones's national animal is the Mole, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mother Nature.

Alias Jones is ranked 288,944^th in the world and 566^th in NationStates for Safest, scoring 4.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.