The District of Aliado is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.053 billion Aliadoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Aliadoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,683 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,590 per year while the poor average 2,454, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, Aliado has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Aliado in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aliado's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aliado is ranked 7,269^th in the world and 1^st in Ashgabat for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 120.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.