The State of Alexcova is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.991 billion Alexcovans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Alexcovan economy, worth 737 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 36,910 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,945 per year while the poor average 1,983, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Alexcova has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Alexcova in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alexcova's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alexcova is ranked 26,152^nd in the world and 30^th in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring 74.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.