The Holy Empire of Alexandriteia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empress Roselia the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.348 billion Alexandriteians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karkínos. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandriteian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 295,998 Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexandriteia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Alexandriteia is ranked 126,139^th in the world and 47^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,349.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.