The Republic of Alexander Pushkin is a massive, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.252 billion Alexander Pushkinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alexander Pushkinian economy, worth 74.9 trillion headpats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,793 headpats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Alexander Pushkin, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander Pushkin's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alexander Pushkin is ranked 80,310^th in the world and 8^th in Literature for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.