The Republic of Aleksander Lukashenko is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 550 million Aleksander Lukashenkoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aleksander Lukashenkoan economy, worth 8.60 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 15,637 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleksander Lukashenko's national animal is the Lukashenko's dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aleksander Lukashenko is ranked 160,294^th in the world and 2^nd in Algarve for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 773.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.